People might have noticed I skipped a Cover Makeover. Life has a way of reordering priorities. However, I had to make time for this Makeover since I’m mentioned as the catalyst for the choice. . . . I give you Cover Makeover #15.
The challenge is a makeover of this:
I’ve lost track of the number of times we’ve seen this movie. Smart writing, great acting (especially by Anne Heche who, in my opinion, outshines Harrison Ford), great story, and aside from a few of the usual Hollywood exaggerations, believable action.
So, the movie was shot in Hawaii, one of our most favorite places. We’ve even kayaked in some of the locations used in the film. You can read about the film HERE, but you ought to watch it.
Rotten Tomatoes gives this a 36% rating. That’s why I don’t trust critics or ratings. I surmise Rotten Tomatoes has a membership devoid of class, humor (or the intelligence to recognize same), and the common sense a mythical god gave a doornail.
Did I mention we like the film?
It also prominently employs the use of a De Havilland Beaver (“It’s not broken; it’s being maintained”) and you can read about the flying scenes HERE.
So, I knew I needed some photos of Kauai . . . I started with these two:
. . . and merged them into a portrait-oriented composite . . .
I then wanted to depict one of the film’s dramatic scenes . . . I took these photos here and isolated the characters in them. By the way, these are from the Southpoint area on the Big Island.
. . . and merged them . . .
I then needed a cliff, so back to Kauai . . .
I merged in the two figures and used one of the painting actions in Topaz Simplify to get this.
This is where I ran into trouble . . . the composite from above did not mesh well with this scene because the tree on the left side of the frame. So I redid the composite to remove the tree and merged in my cliff jumping scene.
Some artistic license there as there are multiple horizons in the frame.
I then needed the plane . . . this is the plane we flew in during our excursion at Ketchikan when we took our 2012 cruise to Alaska.
I then isolated the plane and recolored it.. . .
Now I needed storm clouds and lightning . . . I just happened to have those from earlier this year . . . I removed he useless trees and inserted the plane.
. . . and brought it all together . . .
Add the font, and there you have it.
I rushed it a bit at the end because I have too many other things on my plate right now, but I’m fairly pleased with this. I even got to include my favorite quote from the movie.
I hope this exercise in a bit of escapism has entertained you. If not, don’t tell anyone about this post. Unless there is someone you don’t like, in which case point them here so they too can suffer.
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this is flippin fantastic……………..wow, great job, amazing edit!
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Why, thanks, especially since I know you do excellent work yourself. I did see your cover, by the way. I don’t remember if I commented on it.
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yes you did………you said you loved the movie, lol
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I’ll go out on a limb and say this is the best makeover so far. I haven’t seen the film yet so I’ll have to reserve judgement but I don’t like reviews and I don’t trust critics ratings either.
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Why, thank you . . . and let me know if you watch the movie.
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I know I’m as thick as a brick but I’m wondering where the sunlight or whatever is coming from to put the golden glow on the cliff from which a couple of idiots are jumping, I can see the storm clouds and lightening but the sun seems to be missing. Do you think I’m in need of a stiff drink?
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The rock that looks to be on fire is from the Grand Hyatt beach in Kauai. The sun was very low on the horizon. The rock just lit up.
. . . here are a few more photos:
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Beautiful ej; I love Hawai’i but I missed that, wanted to go there for my R and R after the op but my wife put the Kyber on that
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If you ever do get there, make sure to try a dish called the Loco Moco:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loco_moco
That should begin to build a new and improved band of belly fat.
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I enjoy that movie! The humor is the best! And I love how it ends! 🙂 Harrison Ford does frustrated well. 🙂
YAY, I got to vote in the cheesy poll!
Your cover sinks the original! Great job, Emilio!
HUGS!!! 🙂
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That was a nice role for him; a departure from other stuff.
. . . and I believe you voted for the wrong cheese . . .
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What did you expect a cheesy person to do?! Which was the right cheese? Personally, I like left cheese. 😉 😛
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The right cheese, as in the correct cheese and not its relative position to one’s self, is Pecorino. In a pinch, one can make do with Mozzarella.
Now, I used to eat Provolone, but as I aged and added to my already immense wisdom, I realized it was a choice sadly couched in societal pressure and thus devoid of any merit.
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I’m surprised you left out the king of cheeses . . . Parmigiano Reggiano! I would have voted for that one, but opted for Mozzarella since you did not have Stracchino.
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No omission . . . not partial to Parmigiano.
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Also, you might enjoy this:
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Wow, great work – and thanks for showing all your steps. Very interesting to see the process.
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Thank you, and glad the write up was interesting.
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Wow I love this. Fantastic. So much happening and yet it all fits together like one perfect scene. Absolutely brilliant.
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Thanks; Not sure it would work as a movie poster, but Heche’s and Ford’s schedules were not open for a photo shoot, so I had to make do.
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That’s crazy. Don’t they know who you are?!
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Oh, they know. That’s why they are not available.
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36%??? That’s all? Count Brad and me in as two who have watched this movie more times than we can count, and STILL like it. Great re-do on the cover!
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Yeah, and that’s not the only movie rating I strongly disagree with. I now only look at Rotten Tomatoes when I want to make fun of them.
And thanks; I like repurposing old photos, plus I get some practice with Photoshop.
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Wow! This is breathtaking. You are amazing! This cover is fantastic!
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OK, if you keep this up, my already immense ego will collapse under its own gravitational pull and turn into an ego black hole from which no humility will ever escape.
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Hahaha, this is a catastrophic consequence just because of my sincere opinion. I’m sorry if all of this ever happen, so hang in there!
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Two thumbs UP for the cover and the movie! Since I’m off tonight, I think some Crescenza-Stracchino (BelGioioso brand) with crackers will be just perfect while re-watching this movie!!!
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Well done! Fascinating to read how you put all the elements together.
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Thank you. It’s easier than it might appear.
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Love it. The poll is a little cheesy, but I love the photo rehab, and how you got to it! M 🙂
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. . . I see what you did there . . .
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