Monday’s Toons & Quotes — 016

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The ultimate consequence of protecting men from the results of their follies is to fill the world with fools. —Herbert Spencer

It’s not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It’s the one that says “To whom it may concern.” 
Anonymous Belfast Resident

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, or steal bread.  — Anatole France

In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their domain is suspended only for brief periods. —Arthur Schopenhauer

That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be said on so great a subject.  —George Santayana

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.  —Thomas Szasz

One can never pay in gratitude; one can only pay “in kind” somewhere else in life.  —Anne Morrow Lindbergh

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience. 
Henry Miller

Life is hard, but at least it’s short. — E. J. D’Alise (circa 1980)

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