Monday’s Toons & Quotes — 013

The Toons are by artists who give permission to share their work. The quotes are from the original Jokes of the Week.


Toons

(this sounds strangely familiar…)

Quotes

An open foe may prove a curse.
But a pretend friend is worse.
–John Gay

The idealist is incorrigible: if he is thrown out of his heaven he makes an ideal of his hell.
–Friedrich Nietzsche

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
–Oscar Wilde

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
–Feodor Dostoyevsky

Idealist: a cynic in the making.
–Irving Layton

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.
–Logan Pearsall Smith

Think of, and look at, your work as though it were done by your enemy. If you look at it to admire, you are lost.
–Samuel Butler

We are responsible for actions performed in response to circumstances for which we are not responsible.
–Allan Massie


Life is hard, but at least it’s short. — E. J. D’Alise (circa 1980)

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