As mentioned in THIS post, here’s the new Monday’s offering.
The Toons are by artists who gave permission to share their work. The quotes are from the original Jokes of the Week.
It only takes a little greed to get a whole lot of stuff.
“Do I make myself clear?” … the invisible man at his most irritating.
“By the year 2025 96% of the population will have spent some time in a federal or state prison.” … the world and the way it would be if police worked on straight commission.
“I was engulfed in darkness … then at the end of a tunnel I saw a warm soothing light .. .it grew brighter and brighter as it drew closer and closer.” … Wile E. Coyote … last words.
“You don’t have to turn the volume down during the State of the Union Message.” … another advantage of having a mime for President.
“Check it out.” … one of the few slang terms of the English language accredited to librarians.
If you can’t say something nice about a person … you’ll have a more attentive audience.
“Takes one to know one.” . .. Slogan for the Mickey and Minnie exterminating company.
Life is hard, but at least it’s short. — E. J. D’Alise (circa 1980)
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