Monday’s Toons & Quotes — 005

As mentioned in THIS post, here’s the new Monday’s offering.

The Toons are by artists who gave permission to share their work. The quotes are from the original Jokes of the Week.



Don’t pick a fight with somebody that’s really ugly lookin’.

When the shit is about to hit the fan, do somethin’ — even if it’s wrong.

If you go to the zoo, always take somethin’ to feed the animals — even if the sign says “Do Not Feed Animals.” It wasn’t the animals that put them signs up.

When you think you’re so low you gotta look up to look down, beat yourself hard on the foot with a stick for a while. At least you will feel good when you stop.

When you feel there is an unfair burden on your shoulders, that’s just the way it is sometimes.

If you’re going to screw up, do it when you’re young. Older you get, harder it is to bounce back.

Some people, like me, are born idiots, but many more become stupider as they go along.

If someone says you have a problem with ignorance and apathy, just say, “I don’t know, and I don’t give a shit.”

–Gump-isms, Winston Groom

Life is hard, but at least it’s short. — E. J. D’Alise (circa 1980)

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