Monday’s Toons & Quotes — 002

As mentioned in THIS post, here’s the new Monday’s offering.

The Toons are by artists who gave permission to share their work. The quotes are from the original Jokes of the Week.



Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
–Robert Frost

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest to fool.
–Richard Feynman

Somebody has to do something . . . it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
— Jerry Garcia

He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
–Thomas Paine

The best way to compel weak-minded people to adopt our opinion is to terrify them from all others, by magnifying their danger.
–Cardinal de Retz

A glass may be half full or half empty; but either way, half a glass is better than none.
–Kelvin Throop III

Some people see the glass as half-full. Others see it as half-empty. I see it as too big.
–George Carlin

We should not investigate facts by the light of arguments, but arguments by the light of facts.
–Myson, of Chen

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
George Jean Nathan

Life is hard, but at least it’s short. — E. J. D’Alise (circa 1980)

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