Project 313 – Post No. 107

Sunday . . . a day of rest. Meaning, we don’t go to the gym. I might do a few exercises here at the condo (it’s too hot to go outside). 

I think I’ll begin with repeatedly lifting spoonfuls of stuff from my bowl to my mouth until the bowl is empty. Not sure yet what exactly it will be. 

I’ll then move to free weights . . . well, more like free chips. I think twenty reps of bag-to-mouth ought to do it. 

In between, I’ll probably do quick sprints to the cookies.

That should carry me through the morning and up to lunch. After lunch, I’ll probably relax and have a few snacks. 

And now, the photo:

Project 313 107

Those flowers are really difficult to photograph because they bloom at night and by early morning they are on their way out. That one is already closing. 

It’s a Night Blooming Cereus (Queen Of The Night Cactus).

One can often find great relationship advice in the funny pages . . . 

I think that there might be the secret to a long and happy marriage. You should try it . . . but not if you’re a guy. I mean it; don’t even think about it or your ass is grass. 

It’s Sunday, so I also don’t want to think about . . . When Hemorrhoids Go Nuclear.

When Hemorrhoids Go Nuclear

And . . . that’s it

Some of these posts will likely be longer as the mood hits me, but most will be thus; short, uninteresting, bland, and relentless.

You can read about Project 313 HERE.

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10 Responses to Project 313 – Post No. 107

  1. That’s a very interesting exercise program. And I’ve never seen that flower before….how beautiful!

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    • disperser says:

      Yes, it provides all the necessary energy to do the exercises by exercising. It’s like the perpetual machine of exercising.

      I’ve only seen them open twice. I often seen them wilted and dish-rag-like droopping . . . They’re not as attractive then.

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  2. paolsoren says:

    Mine was ,”Do you think you could renovate the kitchen by lunch time tomorrow?”

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    • disperser says:

      I assume you’re referring to the questions to ask a spouse?

      I’m not sure how that compares to those other questions as far as promoting conversations and engaging in the process . . .

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  3. PHOTO: Beautiful and other-worldly! My neighbor has some flowering plants that do this…they open and then are gone quickly. Hers are very tropical looking.
    CARTOON: HA! True dat! Oh, the info mothers pass on to their daughters. Makes me think of the old movie If a Man Answers. The mother tells the daughter to train her husband like you would train a dog. ‘Tis a funny movie.
    DOODLE: HA! Beautiful, but looks painful Wonder what a colonoscopy would say if he saw that?!

    HUGS!!! :-)

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    • disperser says:

      Thank you, Carolyn, and yes, very strange but beautiful flower.

      I’m not sure if I ever saw the movie. It sounds familiar but I’ve forgotten more movies than most people know.

      I believe it would be “aaaaaa!” or maybe “aaargh!” depending on how one might write a scream. Although, the second one looks more appropriate for speak-like-a-pirate day.

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