Wherefore art thou ElBob?

Some of my readers are familiar with ElBob (LordBeariOfBow) and might be wondering about his absence from not only this blog’s comments the comments of a few other blogs he occasionally graces with his quasi-wit and what passes for humor. 

Well, while I can’t lay claim to a close relationship with ElBob (the man lives on a different island he claims is a continent), I do have a passing interest in his wellbeing since it takes years to groom a pseudo-nemesis and I have a lot of snark invested in the man. 

After reaching out, the word I received by return missive is that he not ” . . . been feeling the best for a while. Not sick, just bloody tired. I’ve not been sleeping well, haven’t been eating much either; might have to change my diet . . .” and he wanted me to let people know he’ll come back to haunt them with my cheerful stuff sometime soon.”

I do believe he’s finally warming up to the idea of switching to Spam as he mentioned it in very favorable terms. That can only bode well for his health as everyone is well aware of the many benefits of eating Spam.

Anyway, for the readers who’ve asked me about ElBob, that’s the update. 

That’s it. This post has ended . . . except for the stuff below.


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. . .  my FP ward  . . . chieken shit.

Finally, if you interpret anything on this blog as me asking or wanting pity, sympathy, or complaining about my life, or asking for help and advice, know you’re likely missing my subtle mix of irony, sarcasm, and humor.

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14 Responses to Wherefore art thou ElBob?

  1. Emily Scott says:

    Get well soon ElBob! (But lay off the spam – that stuff could finish you off).


  2. Thank you SO MUCH for letting us know, Emilio.
    As you know, I was worrying about him.
    I sure hope he feels better soon! I miss him around WP! I miss his blog-posts, his comments, his sense of humor, his smileys, etc!
    HUGS for him!!! :-)


  3. GP Cox says:

    Thanks for letting me know -he has been missed.


  4. Thanks, I wondered where he was!


  5. Thanks for the update… I enjoy his comments, too, and hope he’ll feel better soon. Although I’m not at all sure that Spam is going to be the magic that does the trick.


  6. Eddy Winko says:

    Spam is good, just as long as he doesn’t fritter away!

    Liked by 1 person

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