Disperser Tracks By The Numbers

So, yesterday’s quick anniversary post gave a glimpse of where this blog sits in the annals of human history. I decided to do a slightly better job. By the way, having the word “Conspiracy” in the title of a post will get you a bump in views and visitors.

I had only listed two links of previous anniversary posts. Here are all the previous anniversary posts in chronological order.

Anniversaries: First   Second   Third   Fourth   Fifth 

I already showed the monthly views summary since inception . . . 

Here are the calendar years 2014 and 2015 stats:

I had more views and visitors in 2015 than in 2014, but I had fewer comments.  Sadness.

I also had fewer “likes”. Meh. 

The graphical representation of the monthly totals from April 2014 to March 2016 is as follows. The blue data line is the number of views per month (using the scale on the left side of the graph). The red data line is the number of visitors per month (using the scale on the right of the graph).

In the past 24 months, I averaged 1,739 views and 680 visitors per month.

In the past 12 months, I averaged 1,694 views and 704 visitors per month. 

For the graphically challenged, here is the equivalent bar chart:

Here are the stats for the yearly snapshots showing the number of posts and followers:

Here’s the progression of my Global Ranking (they no longer show the US ranking):

So, I’m moving up in the world. 

I mentioned my progress in blanketing the world with Disperser Tracks . . . 

Really, not all that much progress over the last three years. 

So, what does all this mean? Biological-act-of-reproduction-all, really . . . except, I can check on the supposed value of my blog. Here’s the progression of this blog’s worth over the last three years:

Wow . . . something must really be working. Nearly a six-fold jump in one year. If I can maintain that six-fold yearly increase, by 2020 my blog will be worth $155,520.

BUT WAIT . . . there are other calculators to work out how much your blog is worth.

Holy crap on a gold-plated cracker! $30,930! Let’s see; a six-fold yearly increase will put the 2020 value of this blog at . . . (drum roll) . . . $40,085,280!!

Heck, I’d sell it for half that!

On a roll, I checked yet another calculator . . . 

Holy crap on a tin-plated cracker! $0.00! Let’s see; a six-fold yearly increase will put the 2020 value of this blog at . . . (drum roll) . . . $0.00!!

Wait . . . what?

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