Disperser Tracks By The Numbers

So, yesterday’s quick anniversary post gave a glimpse of where this blog sits in the annals of human history. I decided to do a slightly better job. By the way, having the word “Conspiracy” in the title of a post will get you a bump in views and visitors.

I had only listed two links of previous anniversary posts. Here are all the previous anniversary posts in chronological order.

Anniversaries: First   Second   Third   Fourth   Fifth 

I already showed the monthly views summary since inception . . . 

Blog Views

Here are the calendar years 2014 and 2015 stats:

2014-stats 2015 stats

I had more views and visitors in 2015 than in 2014, but I had fewer comments.  Sadness.

I also had fewer “likes”. Meh. 

The graphical representation of the monthly totals from April 2014 to March 2016 is as follows. The blue data line is the number of views per month (using the scale on the left side of the graph). The red data line is the number of visitors per month (using the scale on the right of the graph).

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In the past 24 months, I averaged 1,739 views and 680 visitors per month.

In the past 12 months, I averaged 1,694 views and 704 visitors per month. 

For the graphically challenged, here is the equivalent bar chart:

by months 28MAR

Here are the stats for the yearly snapshots showing the number of posts and followers:

As of March 2014

As of March 2014

2015 posts and followers

As of March 2015

As of March 2016

As of March 2016

Here’s the progression of my Global Ranking (they no longer show the US ranking):

alexa-rank March 2014

Alexa-rank March 2014

alexa-rank March 2015

Alexa-rank March 2015

alexa-rank March 2016

Alexa-rank March 2016

So, I’m moving up in the world. 

I mentioned my progress in blanketing the world with Disperser Tracks . . . 

Global Coverage March 2014

Global Coverage March 2014

Global Coverage March 2015

Global Coverage March 2015

Global Coverage March 2016

Global Coverage March 2016

Really, not all that much progress over the last three years. 

So, what does all this mean? Biological-act-of-reproduction-all, really . . . except, I can check on the supposed value of my blog. Here’s the progression of this blog’s worth over the last three years:

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2014

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2014

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2015

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2015

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2016

Disperser Tracks Value as of March 2016

Wow . . . something must really be working. Nearly a six-fold jump in one year. If I can maintain that six-fold yearly increase, by 2020 my blog will be worth $155,520.

BUT WAIT . . . there are other calculators to work out how much your blog is worth.

my blog value 30k

Holy crap on a gold-plated cracker! $30,930! Let’s see; a six-fold yearly increase will put the 2020 value of this blog at . . . (drum roll) . . . $40,085,280!!

Heck, I’d sell it for half that!

On a roll, I checked yet another calculator . . . 

Webuka ZERO

Holy crap on a tin-plated cracker! $0.00! Let’s see; a six-fold yearly increase will put the 2020 value of this blog at . . . (drum roll) . . . $0.00!!

Wait . . . what?

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Note: if you are not reading this blog post at DisperserTracks.com, know that it has been copied without permission, and likely is being used by someone with nefarious intention, like attracting you to a malware-infested website.  Could be they also torture small mammals.

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19 Responses to Disperser Tracks By The Numbers

  1. desleyjane says:

    So what DOES it all mean? I’m half tempted to check mine but I’m scared.

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    • disperser says:

      Only numbers. They have no power over you unless you allow them to.

      At best, you can pick any of the metrics as significant (I use two; actual visitors and comments) to help justify the time spent doing this, although the main reason for me is because I enjoy it.

      Certainly, the numbers of followers and the number of views are pretty meaningless, although they are used to “value” the blog (I presume as far as potential advertising revenue). The rest is just statistics; you take from them what you want.

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  2. oneowner says:

    If I do those calculations I might find that I actually owe somebody money.

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  3. renxkyoko says:

    I wonder how they calculate the value or worth of a blog.

    Where did you get those figures, disperser ? Im interested.

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  4. HA! :-P Yeah, hey, “wait…what?” made me snort-laugh! :-D
    I’m sure I owe people tons of $$$ for taking the time to read my drivel-y silly blog posts! :-P
    YAY for moving up in the world! This is all very interesting and fun. I love graphs and charts and pie! :-P
    May 2016 be your best blogging year yet!!! :-)
    HUGS!!! :-)

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  5. AnnMarie says:

    I’m just glad you keep having anniversaries! Here’s to many, many more!

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  6. The whole puppy thing was just an April Fool thing! Sorry! I was bad in good ways on Friday! :-P What you said is funny! Ha! I had a picture in my mind of a female dog on the front porch asking for pup-support! Ha! Coop doesn’t even have a job, so he couldn’t support any pups…besides, his nuts were neutered years ago. :o
    Happy Whee-kend! :-)

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