An informal survey

Dear readers, please rate the following based on your level of certainty of their existence using the following scale:

1) Oh, I KNOW they exist!
2) I don’t know for sure, but I live my life as if they exist.
3) I don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning toward “yes”.
4) It’s a fifty-fifty proposition; maybe yes, maybe no.
5) I don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning toward “no”.
6) I don’t know for sure, but I live my life as if they don’t exist.
7) What are you friggin’ kidding me? I KNOW they don’t exist!

You can rank them in the comments; for example:
a-5, b-6, c-3, d-7, e-1, f-2, g-1, h-4

Here is the list:

a) Unicorns

b) Mole People

c) Elves

d) Goblins

e) Sparkly Vampires

f) Regular Vampires

g) Jedi Knights (The Force)

h) Mjolnir

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Dear readers, please rate the following based on your level of certainty the event will happen:

1) Oh, I KNOW it will happen!
2) I don’t know for sure, but I think so.
3) I don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning toward “yes”.
4) It’s a fifty-fifty proposition; maybe yes, maybe no.
5) I don’t know for sure, but I’m leaning toward “no”.
6) I don’t know for sure, but I don’t think so.
7) What are you friggin’ kidding me? I KNOW it won’t happen!

You can rank them in the comments; for example:
i-5, j-6, k-3, l-7, m-1, n-2, o-1, p-4

Here is the list:

i) Me receiving a $1,234,567,890.01 advance on my NaNoWriMo novel.

j) You growing an extra pair of arms from your armpits (one arm per side).

k) Voyager I crash-landing on my house.

l) Someone eventually inventing a perpetual motion machine.

m) Melisa and I spontaneously begin to “grow younger”.

n) Cats and Dogs interbreeding to produce the perfect pet.

o) Rocks becoming sentient (capable of conscious thoughts).

p) Me growing to a height of 6′ 4″.

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Just a little experiment for an upcoming post

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32 Responses to An informal survey

  1. Too complex. Polls are easier. You are dealing with idiots you know.

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  2. sandra getgood says:

    a-5; b-3; c-4; d-5; e-7; f-6; g-2; h-4; i-4; j-7; k-7; l-4; m-4; n-6; 0-6; p-5

    I’d kind of like to think that Thor’s hammer is the real thing, but……

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  3. oneowner says:

    a-6, b-1, c-1, d-7, e-7, f-6, h-6.
    I-3, j-6, k (my house?), l-4, m-1, n-cats are already purrfect, o-7 (just looka at any Republican presidential candidate (so far)), p-3.

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    • disperser says:

      Thanks . . . and when I say ‘my’ I mean the one I own. I imagine as a historical artifact Voyager I might be worth a bit of money. I would hope enough to offset reconstruction of the house.

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  4. chefcrsh says:

    I know sparkly vampire exist, I seen them on TV.

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  5. Eddy Winko says:

    Yes, I mean no, I mean I don’t know, I mean I don’t care, I mean why?

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  6. PiedType says:

    Say what? Sorry, it’s been really warm in here today and my brain is fried. And it’s getting late.

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    • disperser says:

      Yeah, I ran the A/C all day, and only went out to give some water to the plants. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be warmer (if I remember correctly).

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      • PiedType says:

        I had the A/C fired up by 7 am but lost ground all day), despite my best efforts (curtains closed, tv off, ceiling fans on. I think the peak was about 76, which is my wilting point these days.

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      • disperser says:

        I think Denver was just a tad higher than us, but right now we’re at 66 deg, and Denver is at 77.

        This whole week looks to stay in the high double-digits. Hope the A/C does a better job tomorrow.

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  7. Ever the eternal optimist with inner excitement and a vivid imagination who believes anything is possible, I answer “1” to each of the people on the first list!!! :-)

    As for the second list:
    Other than “k” I hope everything else happens! I want to say “1” for all the others! But, since I must answer with certainty I will calm down here and say…
    i – 3
    j – 5
    k – 6
    l – 3
    m – 4
    n – 3
    o – 3
    p – 4
    What fun! I love surveys! Thanks for letting me play! :-)
    I think my eternal optimistic nature might not have been appropriate for your survey??!!
    HUGS!!! :-)

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  8. Ranger says:

    Can I add an extra option for all of the first lot of question? I know they don’t exist but dream that they do. Second lot of questions, yep they’re all going to happen.

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  9. a-6, b-3, c-6, d-6,3-7,f-6,g-7,h-7
    i-6, j-6, k-6, l-7, m-6, n-6, o-7,p-4

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  10. Carissa says:

    As much as I wish it were not so: 7777777777777777.

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  11. AnnMarie says:

    4444444444444444.

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    • disperser says:

      Truly, or in jest?

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      • AnnMarie says:

        All 4’s for the first survey because I really can’t say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ (neither feels right). And for the second I have to correct the answers since I was in a hurry to post and did not stop to check my answer before submitting it. So, here are my answers for the second survey: i-7, j-7, k-7, l-4, m-7, n-7, o-4, p-7. Seven’s didn’t feel right for L or O, and honoring my feelings feels right.

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        • disperser says:

          Try this:

          There is a Great Flat Pancake of the Universe Which I just made up and I say controls everything around us, our fate, our past, our future.

          There is a Golden Big Waffle of the Cosmos which I have just made up and I say its main purpose is to thwart everything the Great Flat Pancake does.

          What number would you give those two from 1-7?

          Where would you rate Riso and Remo?

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        • AnnMarie says:

          7 Pancake and Waffle, 4 Riso and Remo.

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        • disperser says:

          Pancake and Waffle are no different from the first grouping, and Riso and Remo are no different from Pancake and Waffle.

          I’m guessing there’s some wishful thinking in the works.

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        • AnnMarie says:

          I’m sticking with my answers. There is some Pollyanna in me.

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