March 2015 Calendar

As we face a number of days with cold and snow, I figure a butterfly is a good photo for a calendar. 

Flowers

As I looked at it, it seemed a bit bland . . . so I played around with a few post-processing filters.

Flowers

That has nine or ten different filters layered to create the effect of . . . well, I’ve not named it.

I then thought a drawing or painting effect would work for this image . . . 

Flowers

I suppose some people might like it. But, did I stop? Nooo!

Flowers

Heck, I had no idea which version I should use . . . and then figured I’d use them all. 

Before we get to the calendar, I should mention something I did not mark in the calendar but is of tremendous importance to humanity.

3/14/15 9:26:53

That’s right . . . the 14th of this month and this year is Super Pi Day. That’s because the first five digits of Pi are:

π = 3.1415

Why the time? . . . because that’s Super Pi Day Super Time. That’s right, the first ten digits of Pi are:

π = 3.141592653

I’m sure if you look around the Internet you are likely to find a T-Shirt you can buy to celebrate the momentous occasion.

Remember, it has never happened before and will never happen again in our lifetime . . . well, not quite. It happens every century, but few of us will see it twice in our lifetime. 

I mean, I’m pretty sure I do not have anyone reading this blog that is 100 years old in March. I’m also pretty sure there are no teens reading this blog. 

I suppose that someone who is in their 20’s might be reading this blog . . . all they have to do is live for an additional 100 years. At the rate life expectancy is increasing, it’s not outside the realm of possibility. 

Realistically, the odds are that by the next Super Pi Day (the one after this year’s) you will be, at best, a fond memory. I’m confident I will not be a memory at all, fond or otherwise.

And with that cheerful thought, here’s the calendar.

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March 2015 Calendar

Right-Hand Click anywhere on the pictures, and Choose “Save Link As . . . “.

Note that clicking “Save Image” will download the resampled image (640×954, 72dpi) WordPress created for the post. Suitable for viewing on the screen, but not suitable for printing.

Save link as” downloads the native size of 11×17, 300dpi, but can be printed smaller. Printing larger may have mixed results depending on how knowledgeable you are.

Of course, saving is not required . . . one can just ignore the post.  If you are adventuresome, and it does not work, let me know, and I’ll try to fix whatever WordPress screwed up.  

Disclaimers:  I do not guarantee accuracy of the calendar. My general understanding of time is limited to it being (mostly) an arbitrary demarcation of the unidirectional flow of existence. Many instances in my life have demonstrated to me the disconnect between any hard measure of intervals of time, and the perception of said time intervals.

I’ve been seeing a disturbing increase in the level of ignorance and stupidity in the general population. This goes for liberals and conservatives, Republicrats and Democans, young and old, rich and poor. 

I believe I have narrowed down the cause. I bet you think I’m going to say “the cable channels and the blowhards they hire”. Nope.

It’s celebrities. For some reason celebrities have acquired the status of Oracles to the non-thinking many, and the fact is . . . celebrities are just getting dumber and dumber. The scary thing? No one is looking into it! 

It’s just an accepted fact, and one people seem comfortable with. Today, as I write this, the collective force of the Internet is concerned with the color of a dress. Understand, ISIS is slaughtering people on the ground, we’re killing people from the air, Senators are arguing against global warming with a snowball in their hand, and Congressmen pass a bill excluding experts from being able to advise or work for the EPA.  And we worry about the color of a dress. 

Plus, a majority of polled Republicans believe Christianity should be declared the National Religion of the US. I’m going to take a wild guess they also strongly support the Constitution.  Idiots.

Remember, you don’t have to use the calendar portion . . .  you can cut out the bottom part, and you have a picture to hang on your wall.

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None Shall Pass

None Shall Pass

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9 Responses to March 2015 Calendar

  1. oneowner says:

    I will mark Super Pi day on the calendar for sure! How fortunate that it falls on a Saturday. Let’s get this party started!

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  2. Emily Scott says:

    Really like this one. The top right butterfly is my favourite.

    I think people focus on trivial matters like the colour of a dress because the news is so endlessly depressing and the combined problems of the world seem so insurmountable.

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    • disperser says:

      Hmm . . . I’m of the opinion it’s because that’s all their brains can handle.

      Seriously, it had the potential of being a teaching moment, but the source (apparently a Kardashian and a Swift) precluded any benefit.

      The first thought I had when I saw the photo was . . . bad lighting; no way to know what the color is.

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  3. Beautiful photos! :-) Happy March! Butterflies and flowers say “Spring” to me…but, it’s cold, wet, and snowy here today. :-)
    Super Pi Day! Yay! Since numbers make my head hurt, I’ll eat a piece of Razzleberry to celebrate!
    HUGS!!! :-)

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  4. AnnMarie says:

    And speaking of dresses, thanks for the beautiful costume changes for this butterfly! They’re all uniquely striking, no fave here! Besides, they’re light and colorful . . . so much better than that dreary disclaimer.

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  5. Aquileana says:

    Awesome to know that in 9 days we are getting into the Pi day… Thanks for sharing that information… Hopefully it will be extremely important to Humanity as you stated above… Which are your prophecies?….~ Best wishes Aquileana :D

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    • disperser says:

      It’s already been extremely important to humanity . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

      I’m not much into prophesies (there’s a short story about prophesies at the bottom of this post: https://dispersertracks.com/2014/10/05/sunday-with-my-thoughts-on-writing/)

      . . . but were I to make wild guesses about what the future holds . . .
      1) Spring will be late this year
      2) One day soon, a politician will tell the truth . . . and no one will believe them.
      3) Sports will continue to distract people from important events . . . as will Nutella.
      4) The world will soon recognize the horrors of putting anything but butter and salt on pasta.

      And, finally:
      5) Greed, dishonesty, and a total lack of personal honor will continue to be seen as good things, helping people become ‘successful’, and the world will rejoice.

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