December 2014 Calendar

It’s official . . . December. We have survived eleven months leading up to this . . . the twelfth month.

There is a good chance you’ll see a lot less of me this month . . . hey, what’s all that cheering?

I will try to keep in touch, but beginning this week it might be a little difficult.

And, in case you want to count the days, here’s this month’s calendar.


Right-Hand Click anywhere on the pictures, and Choose “Save Link As . . . “.

Note that clicking “Save Image” will download the resampled image (640×954, 72dpi) WordPress created for the post. Suitable for viewing on the screen, but not suitable for printing.

Save link as” downloads the native size of 11×17, 300dpi, but can be printed smaller. Printing larger may have mixed results depending on how knowledgeable you are.

Of course, saving is not required . . . one can just ignore the post.  If you are adventuresome, and it does not work, let me know, and I’ll try to fix whatever WordPress screwed up.  

Disclaimers:  I do not guarantee accuracy of the calendar. My general understanding of time is limited to it being (mostly) an arbitrary demarcation of the unidirectional flow of existence. Many instances in my life have demonstrated to me the disconnect between any hard measure of intervals of time, and the perception of said time intervals.

Well, we’ve done it . . . another year of calendars . . . I gotz to tell you; I don’t get many views on these things, and even fewer clicks (leading the pack was September with 8 clicks – next closest was February with 3, and then March with 2 clicks).

I like providing stuff that at least someone uses, but if these are not that interesting, then I might as well just do photos. After all, these days everyone has a smartphone, so instant calendar and time. Plus, these take some time to make . . . time I could be using to write the masterpiece that will put me in the mediocre track.

Also, I’m pretty sure hardly anyone reads the clever stuff I put here. Sure, it was not clever this month, but trust me; there was clever stuff in this space. Anyway, we’ll see.

Remember, you don’t have to use the calendar portion . . .  you can cut out the bottom part, and you have a picture to hang on your wall.

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The Vortex of Lost Opportunity

The Vortex of Lost Opportunity

Astute persons might have noticed these doodles, and correctly surmised they hold some significance for me, and perhaps for humanity at large.  

If you click on the doodle, and nothing happens, this is the link it’s supposed to go to:  


Note: if you are not reading this blog post at, know that it has been copied without permission, and likely is being used by someone with nefarious intention, like attracting you to a malware-infested website.  Could be they also torture small mammals.


Please, if you are considering bestowing me recognition beyond commenting below, refrain from doing so.  I will decline nominations whereby one blogger bestows an award onto another blogger, or group of bloggers.   I appreciate the intent behind it, but I would much prefer a comment thanking me for turning you away from a life of crime, religion, or making you a better person in some other way.  That would actually mean something to me.

Should you still nominate me, I will strongly suspect you pulled my name at random, and that you are not, in fact, a reader of my blog.  If you wish to know more, please read below.

About awards: Blogger Awards          About “likes”:   Of “Likes”, Subscriptions, and Stuff

Note: to those who may click on “like”, or rate the post; if you do not personally hear from me, know that I am sincerely appreciative, and I thank you for noticing what I do.  

. . .  my FP ward  . . . chieken shit.

About disperser

Odd guy with odd views living an odd life during odd times.
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6 Responses to December 2014 Calendar

  1. oneowner says:

    I’m surprised you don’t get many views on these. I look forward to them. I know of only one other blogger that takes the time to post a nice calendar. I say; continue on.


  2. I am NOT cheering.
    I like when you post the calendar. I like knowing the special and important days. :-)
    I will miss you this month, but then I will be much busier, too. As I am sure everyone will be.
    BTW: Where did the year go?!?!
    HUGS!!! :-)


  3. AnnMarie says:

    Keep them calendars coming! Besides the awesome photo, I ALWAYS look forward to the disclaimers . . . some of your best, funny writing happens there!

    Liked by 1 person

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