November 2014 Calendar

November . . . holy crap on a cracker! 

How did we ever get this far? Eleven months into the year, Thanksgiving around the corner, Christmas already in the air (or at least in stores windows), and we have not even voted in our next group of idiots (some idiots will, sadly, retain their seats).

Wouldn’t it be nice if every month were National Recall a Politician Month? It doesn’t matter who, they are all near worthless, and I think monthly recalls would keep them on their toes.

I think the American People need to reinstitute that venerable tradition of tarring and feathering, and getting rid of someone by having them ride the rail.

Ah, the good-ole-days . . . but no, we’re going to elect, or re-elect, corrupt, self-serving, already bought-and-paid for spineless scum to lord over us, and call it Democracy.

And, in case you want to count down the days, here’s this month’s calendar.


Right-Hand Click anywhere on the pictures, and Choose “Save Link As . . . “.

Note that clicking “Save Image” will download the resampled image (640×954, 72dpi) WordPress created for the post. Suitable for viewing on the screen, but not suitable for printing.

Save link as” downloads the native size of 11×17, 300dpi, but can be printed smaller. Printing larger may have mixed results depending on how knowledgeable you are.

Of course, saving is not required . . . one can just ignore the post.  If you are adventuresome, and it does not work, let me know, and I’ll try to fix whatever WordPress screwed up.  

Disclaimers:  I do not guarantee accuracy of the calendar. My general understanding of time is limited to it being (mostly) an arbitrary demarcation of the unidirectional flow of existence. Many instances in my life have demonstrated to me the disconnect between any hard measure of intervals of time, and the perception of said time intervals.

It’s NaNoWriMo kick-off time! I can’t wait to see what I am going to write. I hope it is good (although that is not a requisite of NaNoWriMo), or at least readable (also not a requisite), and at least 50,000 words (that one is a requisite).

I should write something here so grandiose, so spellbinding, so incredibly motivating that my soulless hulk will soar to incredibly creative heights, my imagination spark plots and dialogue so bright as to bathe readers with the light of utter contentment . . . oh, I know; you go, guy!  

Remember, you don’t have to use the calendar portion . . .  you can cut out the bottom part, and you have a picture to hang on your wall.

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Astute persons might have noticed these doodles, and correctly surmised they hold some significance for me, and perhaps for humanity at large.  

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About disperser

Odd guy with odd views living an odd life during odd times.
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6 Responses to November 2014 Calendar

  1. oneowner says:

    What happened to May-September? I’M NOT READY!!!


    • disperser says:

      Gone, their voices no longer even an echo in our lives.

      Some memories remain; a brief image of a sunny day, flowers gently swaying in the breeze seemingly keeping time with the changing buzzing of bees and other insects making the most of their all-too-brief lives.

      But, in the here and now, those days seem almost like memories of a fleeting dream, and sadness sets in . . . we know, not just imagine, that we did not enjoy those days enough. That we did not take the time to make those days memorable, to make their memory something more than just a shadow.

      We promise better of ourselves for next year, even as we neglect the here and now, and deny the chance to make this day a memorable. Tomorrow; next week; a few months for now . . . the false promise of the future overrides the regrets of the past, and ensures not the fulfilling of future promises, but the repeat of past mistakes.

      For even as we realize our past failings, the first word of our plan of action is always “tomorrow”.


  2. Yes, where did the year go?!?! :-(
    If time flies by, does that mean I’m getting old?!?! :o
    Beautiful photo on the calendar! :-)
    “Holy crap on a cracker”…HA! :-D
    HUGS!!! :-)


  3. AnnMarie says:

    That landscape is awesome, as I’m sure your NNWM will be, too. So yeah, you go guy!


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