October 2014 Calendar

This year is flying by . . . at this rate death will catch up with me faster than I can catch up with my ambitions.

Pretty much every month this year has brought something or other into our lives that made the time pass without us noticing. Sometimes it’s good stuff, and sometimes its not-so-good stuff.

As for the calendar, I am recycling a photo from last year. I hope people don’t mind, but I don’t really give a leaf if anyone feels put out. Leaf well enough alone, I almost never say.

These are, of course, leaves from our silver maples, but they are last year’s leaves.


October 2014 Calendar

Right-Hand Click anywhere on the pictures, and Choose “Save Link As . . . “.

Note that clicking “Save Image” will download the resampled image (640×954, 72dpi) WordPress created for the post. Suitable for viewing on the screen, but not suitable for printing.

Save link as” downloads the native size of 11×17, 300dpi, but can be printed smaller. Printing larger may have mixed results depending on how knowledgeable you are.

Of course, saving is not required . . . one can just ignore the post.  If you are adventuresome, and it does not work, let me know, and I’ll try to fix whatever WordPress screwed up.  

Disclaimers:  I do not guarantee accuracy of the calendar. My general understanding of time is limited to it being (mostly) an arbitrary demarcation of the unidirectional flow of existence. Many instances in my life have demonstrated to me the disconnect between any hard measure of intervals of time, and the perception of said time intervals.

We go to the Y every morning. The moment Melisa and I split up (different locker rooms) I slip on my “get-the-fornicate-out-of-my-way-and-stay-there!” look. My normal visage is one that is not conducive to promoting conversation, and when I wear my GTFOOMWAST look I can look positively mean, unfriendly, and best avoided.

It’s always a surprise, then, when strangers start conversations with me, especially when they be all smiles and shi . . . er . . . stuff. My first thought is they are blind, or mentally deficient. My second thought is “Great! Now I have to converse!

I’m pretty good at conversation, but that does not mean I go out of my way to find it. Why do people want to talk to me? I dunno.

Worse yet, kids usually smile at me, and it takes me by surprise, meaning I smile back, usually before my brain engages and says “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot do you think you are doing?!?” . . . but by then it’s too late.

I then rush to the mirror and check . . . yup; still unfriendly-looking, still old, still foreboding. Kids be nuts!

Remember, you don’t have to use the calendar portion . . .  you can cut out the bottom part, and you have a picture to hang on your wall.

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Odd guy with odd views living an odd life during odd times.
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7 Responses to October 2014 Calendar

  1. oneowner says:

    This is a good photo to recycle. Now tell me where the last 9 months have gone.


  2. AnnMarie says:

    The reason those people and kids still approach you is that your ‘unfriendly-looking’ look does not cover up the fact that you are, in reality, friendly. And in my memory, have always been. By the way, beautiful reminder that autumn has arrived with all it’s splendid colors.


  3. They say time flies when you’re having fun! The past nine months musta’ been a blast, as they flew by at warp speed! :o I love Autumn, so I’m glad it’s October! :-)
    HUGS!!! ;-)


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